| 3B Hunting Lodge |
| Purpose: This web page was created for us to display our hunting photos, beer drinking photos, and in honor of a dear friend who passed away recently. You might ask yourself, why the name "3B"? It stands for the three things we love the most: Bucks, Beer, and Babes (Not necessarily in that order). If you have a weak stomach or are opposed to hunting, this is NOT the site for you. This page is owned and operated by Daniel Kumar. | Best viewed using MSIE 4.0:
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TABLE OF CONTENTS
1. Introduction
2. Pictures
3. Our Friend Dean (1975-1999)
5. If Men TRULY Ran The World...
6. Frames- click here to view this site in frames.
A picture of Cam's son, Brandon. Click for larger picture.
Pictures have not yet been posted.
1. Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack to the ass and a "Nice hustle, you'll get'em next time" would pretty much do it.
2. Birth control would come in ale or lager.
3. Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years.
4. On Groundhog Day, if you saw your shadow, you'd get the day off to go drinking. Mother's Day too.
5. St. Patrick's Day, however, would remain exactly the same. But it would be celebrated every month.
6. Garbage would take itself out.
7. Regis and Kathy Lee would be chained to a cement mixer and pushed off the Golden Gate Bridge for the most lucrativepay-per-view event in world history.
8. The only show opposite "Monday Night Football" would be "Monday Night Football from a Different Camera Angle".
9. Instead of "beer-belly", you'd get "beer-biceps".
10. Tanks would be far easier to rent.
11. Two words... "Ally McNaked".
12. When a cop gave you a ticket, every smart-aleck answer you responded with would actually reduce your fine. As in:
Cop: "You know how fast you were going?"
You: "All I know is, I was spilling my beer all over theplace."
Cop :"Nice one, That's $10.00 off".
13. People would never talk about how fresh they felt.
14. Daisy Duke shorts would never go out of style again.
15. Every man would get four real Get Out of Jail Free cards per year.
16. Telephones would cut off after 30 seconds of conversation.
17. The victors in any athletic competition would get to kill and eat the losers.
18. It would perfectly legal to steal a sports car, as long as you returned it the following day with a full tank of gas.
19. Instead of a fancy, expensive engagement ring, you could present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that said "You're #1!".
20. When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.
21. Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed as an acceptable response to "I love you".
22. The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.
23. "Sorry I'm late, but I got wasted last night", would bean acceptable excuse for tardiness.
24. At the end of the work day a whistle would blow and you would jump out of your window and slide down the tail of a brontosaurus and right into your car like Fred Flintstone.
25. Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name?" cards.
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B. Hog Pictures
Homer enjoys a cold Duff. I began hunting with my friends a few years ago and really enjoy the sport. One day we were looking at a bunch of pictures and thought, why not put these up for everyone to see. If you've got some pictures you'd like to share with us or even have us post them, feel free to send them. So, here it is; camo, guns, bows, and our trophies.
Pictures of Bucks we've shot
Wild Ferrel Hogs
Other Hunting Pictures
Pictures of Us Partying
In Loving Memory of Dean
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This page was first created on July 29, 1999 by Daniel A. Kumar. This page is a work in progress and was last updated on August 7, 1999. This page is owned and operated by Daniel Kumar. For any information or to transmit comments, please contact the Web Master at [email protected].
